So I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I, Devaun Martell Sheppard, am quite a big deal. This "big dealness" is definitely reflected in the amount of dates I go on in a certain week. This week alone I went on 4. And when I see a guy coming towards me, with that, "Oh man I want to date her" look in his eyes, I just get excited. Because that look translates into one thing: free stuff.
Food, activities, movies, and most importantly Diet Coke. Sometimes, I think if I tried a little bit harder I would be able to be completely sufficient solely on dating. I would never have to buy food again. Obviously I would have to be very organized, and thorough to keep my dates straight, but I could handler 3 dates a day and be well fed. MAYBE 4, but only if I wanted a dessert other than our usual post-date make out session. lolsies.
Oh well, I'm off to my next date. We are eating dinner at his grandma's. Barfola. Not interested in him at all, but a home cooked pot roast- nothing better on a rainy Sunday evening here in Provo.
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