Deep thoughts from Devaun

If Chairity Never Faileth (I <3 RS) then why do people have hart failure???

All That Junk...inside that Trunk....

So recently, my roommate has been ranting and raving all about how much she LOATHS junk mail. I'm not sure why...I love it. Never in my day do I feel as important as when I get credit card offers, catalogs, and even stuff for people that no longer live here.

Sometimes, I just can't get enough so I STEAL junk mail. (OMg...I can't even believe I'm sharing this with all my blog girlfriends....DON'T TELL...). But I just LOVE filling out credit card forms and other things in other people's names. The other day, I opened up a credit card in Angela's name to get $100. Best Day Ever! (Lolsies...) Thats like almost a 3rdd of my rent. Woo Hoo!

And, don't tell her about it, but last night, I signed her up for like 20 catalogs. Whether it was car parts, mens underwear, or even Betty's Attic (you can visit them here) SUCH A CUTE SITE.

I think she'll thank me for it later.

5 AM Trip to Walmart, what was she thinking....

So I have written about my bffl Brittainy before. You can read about her here.

But today, she probably did the most unusual thing known to man kind. When she came home I couldn't believe the things she purchased....

Really? What is she going to do with all these sprinkles???

Sardines? Barf

I guess she wants to start reading some more....

Words can't even explain what she is going to do with these....

(If you really want to read what she bought, you can view it here)

Sister Wifey's for Life!!!!

So recently, I've been completely addicted to a new TV show on TLC. We have so much in common because we both like live in Utah, we are all really inteligent, and we all love big families. That is why I have decided I want to join this family.

You see, I have always loved competition. Sports, school, cutest outfit, prettiest eyes, I will do ANYTHING to win the prize. So when I learned that polygamy still exists in today's society, that is when I KNEW I had to be a part of it. I mean, its just a whole new arena to compete in.

Kody Brown is such a hunk. He had 3 wives and the show brings in wife #4. You see, thats when wifes #1,2,& 3 get REALLY jealous. #4 is prettiest, but I'm prettier. So I figured I would fit right in as Wife #5. My mom thinks I won't get married until after I'm 28, but I'm about to prove her wrong. Tonight I'm driving to Lehi and trying my best to join this family. Seriously, who wouldn't want me to be their wife. I'm just awesome. I can even picture our family picture now.

SOO BRING IT ON SISTER WIVES...
I'M PRETTY MUCH GOING TO BE THE STAR OF YOUR TV SHOW



PS. Who knew their was a girl band called Sister Wives. BEST DAY EVERR!!! They will have to suffice until this show comes out on DVD in DeCeMbEr!!!

bEsTiEs FoR LiFe!!!!!!

So sometimes people are like, totally placed in my path. I know it isn't a coincidence, but it's like a spiritual gift or something from Heavenly Father. My most recently received gift is my new bffl, or in other words, bestie friend for life. She is inCREDible. Her name is Brittainy. Yes, not Britney, or Brittney, or Brittany, or Britknee, it is Brittainy. Just like the country. (Is Brittain even a country?? I'm so confused....)


Isn't she just such a doll??? I don't know why she dressed up all sexy like that but I used an online scrapbooking tool to make her ever more better.

I <3 SCRAPBOOKING!!!!! oh, and I love my Besties!
(I hope you don't feel left out that I have a new BFFL. We even share a bed sometimes. So take that... :P)

Wow

So I've started a new program to get rich quick. Thankfully Amazon.com lets me post advertisements on my blog and then pays me if YOU, my loyal faithful readers buy something from them. So below are some of my new ABSOLUTE favorite recommendations.



SO CLICK AWAY AND GET SHOPPING!!!

True Love

So I feel kind of awkward blogging about something so ridiculous, but for the first time in my entire life, I'm pretty sure I'm in love. Sometimes, I get this warm, fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. It drives me cRaZy!!!! The way it feels to be cuddled close, wrapped in his embrace. The feeling you get waking up next to him first thing in the morning. Everything about him is just SO WoNdErFuL!!! Now, don't go have a cow on me people. I'm writing about my Snuggie. Not some guy I found on craigslist missed connections or something. I'm still keeping the honor code...most of the time.

I <3 Snuggies
I REALLY want this one for Christmas....

Dating

So I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I, Devaun Martell Sheppard, am quite a big deal. This "big dealness" is definitely reflected in the amount of dates I go on in a certain week. This week alone I went on 4. And when I see a guy coming towards me, with that, "Oh man I want to date her" look in his eyes, I just get excited. Because that look translates into one thing: free stuff.

Food, activities, movies, and most importantly Diet Coke. Sometimes, I think if I tried a little bit harder I would be able to be completely sufficient solely on dating. I would never have to buy food again. Obviously I would have to be very organized, and thorough to keep my dates straight, but I could handler 3 dates a day and be well fed. MAYBE 4, but only if I wanted a dessert other than our usual post-date make out session. lolsies.

Oh well, I'm off to my next date. We are eating dinner at his grandma's. Barfola. Not interested in him at all, but a home cooked pot roast- nothing better on a rainy Sunday evening here in Provo.

Cold

I hate the awfully cold weather here in Provo. Sometimes I just wish I had giant one piece pajamas like my friend Dallas Martell! Can you believe we have the same middle name? I thought I was the only one with a middle name of Martell. I think this is a sign we are to be married. ASAP. lol. OMG. ilovemylifeeveryday. especiallyondayswhenimeetsomeonewiththemiddlenamemartell.

Marriage

So I've been thinking ALOT about marriage recently. Like, I REALLY want to be married by Christmas. I keep looking through the ward directory and can hardly wait for my prince charming to sweep me off my feet. That would be the most amazing thing ever. Until then, I will just sit in the corner waiting, and waiting, and waiting... maybeishouldjustsettleforsomeonelikeastinkinengineer.

tired

I AM SO TIRED. Clinicals suck. Oh well.

food

So I am hungry all the time. SO HUNGRY. I eat and eat and eat. Food and I have a love relationship. Then Lindsey showed me this picture. Now I don't like food.

blogging

So with the start of a new month I thought I should follow the trend and start a blog. All of my friends write blogs so I thought I would join them. My favorite blog to read is Brittainy's blog. She writes about all the boys she likes, including this blind kid she met at Institute. ithinkitslove. lovelovelovejustlikeladygaga