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When I'm old and rich I'm going to have one of these in my kitchen...

Confess-shun

So I have an announcement to make. I am secretly addicted to fast food. We all know I love the DC more than life, and I have the daily specials at Sonic memorized, but sometimes when it is around midnight, I get a bit confused and don't know which daily special is being offered. So I settle for this.

Yes... I am a closet Wendy's lover. So shoot me.. Some people say I look like her, but I don't see the resemblance. I long for their Spicy Chicken Nuggets and other Dollar Menu delicacies on evenings like this one, but alas..



wendysmakesmegassy

Kisses!!!!
Devaun

March MADDERness

I'm so sorry to all my faithful followers out there that I haven't been blogging near as much recently. I have just been UBER busy studying, and dancing, and all this march madness soccer going on is driving me bonkers. These girls in my classes kept talking about some guy named Jammer, and when I commented on how much I loved JLo's outfit on last weeks episode, they informed me they were talking basketball or something like that, and not American Idol. Bummer of the century.

But since I have been such a bad blogger, I thought I would update you with my year so far. I figured the best way of informing you as to my go abouts, I would blog about all the things I bought on Amazon this year. It is a pretty accurate summary of my life.
January
It was cold. And some lady sent me a stupid chain email letter thing-a-mabobber asking for recipes. Don't they know I don't cook? I sent her a cook book and apologized for not knowing how to forward an email.



It was also my friend Sid's birthday. So I bought him an Xbox Controller....



February
I did it. I bit the bullet. And bought the 9 to 5 Soundtracksies. So fun!



I also bought BrittAINy a gnome for her birthday.




I just couldn't help it! Gnomeo and Juliet came out and I saw it 3 times!!! SUCH a moving and inspiring movie. I had to buy the soundtrack. And pre-order my favorite TV show...



March
Last night I was feeling fat. So I bought these... Such a good Dealsies. Can hardly wait for them to come on WednesdaY!!! Yipee!!!
Ps. I paid 25% of their current cost. Teehee...

Hope everyone is having a good March Madness!!!! I know I am going mad. The other day our toilet plugged. So MAD. Then I tripped down the stairs. MADDER. And now, Sonic didn't give me easy ice at Happy Hour. I can see why they call this March Madness

MiDtErMs

So, recently, I have been like REALLY busy with this whole college game. It is not fun at all. I mean, my teacher expects me to read books and then understand what they say!?!?! Can you believe that? Insane.

But I have found something to keep me busy. I have been making, and selling, completely adorable scarfs on ETSY. I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but my right arm is constantly getting cold. Its probably because I eat too much gluten or something, but I knew there HAS to be a way to solve this problem. So that is when I came up with this gem. GENIUS.

Nobody has bought one yet, but I'm hoping soon.

Another funny story. Ya'll know my friend doozerbopper right? (If not, visit www.doozerbopper.blogspot.com We are besties) Well, the other day I was telling her about my friend on the men's volleyball team. Sure enough, when I finally read her blogsie, she had WRITTEN about him and how he was her favorite. Silly Girl.

Oh well. I hope everyone has a great spring break. I sure wish I was going on a booze cruise or something, but alas, BYU doesn't have a spring break. but it seems like Brandon Davies already had one of his own. Oopsie Daisies. Have a great week!!!!!

PS. To My Fans in Overton! HOLLAR!!!

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Google This!

So the other day when I was googling myself (typically a daily activity) I came across this AMAZING Video. That's right, Brittainy and Devaen- the spelt my name wrong, but its like they are BrittAINY and My inbred, emo, step children or something. Lolsies. Enjoy!!!

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So I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I am really good at giving advice to my girls about their man troubles.

ie: "well she's probs a slut or a ho (you should never put these two words together, that is just bad). so don't be intimidated. if he likes her then you know you are way better than him." (This may or may not be a direct quote from advice to a friend in need who will remain anonymous.)

Right?? So just ask me to solve any of your problems any time. I will help you see the light of day. I will keep you posted of other inspirational questions that are asked of me as they come in. So keep the good questions coming!

Ps. I really need to update my background. Christmas was SO yesterday-just like my girl from Veronica Mars Hillary Duff.

xoxo
KISSES

Churchy Mc Church Church

So I'm not sure if you aware of it, but Mormon's go to church for SUCH a long time. Really! They should get some sort of a prize for attending so much church! But today, my BFF for life, Angie Calchera, spoke in church. So you know what that means!!! SACRAMENT MEETING BINGO!!! Here is how it works. You rush to church (I even made it there ALMOST before they passed out the bread) and thank goodness Angie wasn't the first speaker. So I pulled out my paper and distributed it to all of those sitting around me. (there were only 2 other people playing :(....) We quickly drew our Bingo boards and disregarded everything the first speaker said. As soon as he was done, that is when the real paying attention began. Unfortunately nobody won, but I did get brownie points for putting HARLOT!!!





PS. I only got the ones in Yellow. But at least I got more than that on my last test!!! WooHoo!!