devaunmartellsays

So I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I am really good at giving advice to my girls about their man troubles.

ie: "well she's probs a slut or a ho (you should never put these two words together, that is just bad). so don't be intimidated. if he likes her then you know you are way better than him." (This may or may not be a direct quote from advice to a friend in need who will remain anonymous.)

Right?? So just ask me to solve any of your problems any time. I will help you see the light of day. I will keep you posted of other inspirational questions that are asked of me as they come in. So keep the good questions coming!

Ps. I really need to update my background. Christmas was SO yesterday-just like my girl from Veronica Mars Hillary Duff.

xoxo
KISSES

Churchy Mc Church Church

So I'm not sure if you aware of it, but Mormon's go to church for SUCH a long time. Really! They should get some sort of a prize for attending so much church! But today, my BFF for life, Angie Calchera, spoke in church. So you know what that means!!! SACRAMENT MEETING BINGO!!! Here is how it works. You rush to church (I even made it there ALMOST before they passed out the bread) and thank goodness Angie wasn't the first speaker. So I pulled out my paper and distributed it to all of those sitting around me. (there were only 2 other people playing :(....) We quickly drew our Bingo boards and disregarded everything the first speaker said. As soon as he was done, that is when the real paying attention began. Unfortunately nobody won, but I did get brownie points for putting HARLOT!!!





PS. I only got the ones in Yellow. But at least I got more than that on my last test!!! WooHoo!!